Gurl, please. Surely you don’t think I would allow anyone with a lesser sense of fashion and beauty than myself to attend to my hair?
Therefore by simple process of elimination, the only being permitted to so much as brush my lustrous locks is none other than myself, of course. No one else would dare to try and attend to matters of my personal beauty lest I slay them on the spot.

Gurl, please. Surely you don’t think I would allow anyone with a lesser sense of fashion and beauty than myself to attend to my hair?

Therefore by simple process of elimination, the only being permitted to so much as brush my lustrous locks is none other than myself, of course. No one else would dare to try and attend to matters of my personal beauty lest I slay them on the spot.